If you’d told me in 2009 that this would be a thing, is have punched you for being a liar.
Oh look. It’s Thursday. And. I have a sick teddy bear. He’s in my bedroom.
Two idiots getting married (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧
Ok but the look in Cas’ face in the last one.
Anton Lavey: Diane, meet Gus, a talking lion. Gus, meet Diane, my partner. Gus knows Don Henley from the Eagles.
Gus the Lion: Hey there, Diane. Hey, you’ve been with this joker for quite awhile- How about you come hang with me? I guarantee you’ll enjoy finding out why they call me King of the Jungle-
Anton Lavey: Gus! How dare you talk to Diane like that!
Gus the Lion: (pause) I’m sorry, Anton. Diane, I apologize for my rude behavior. I’m just a bit of a lusty lion. Man or woman, if you’ve got the right stuff, I’m going hard in the paint. (pause) Anton, I apologize that I’ve never hit on you…You’re just not my type.
Anton Lavey: No apology necessary.
Diane: So you’ve dated humans?
Gus the Lion: Yes, quite a few. I had a wild thing with Stevie Nicks back in the early 80s. She wrote that song “Beauty and the Beast” about us.
Diane: What about men?
Gus the Lion: Well, I was really only serious with one man: Clint Eastwood. He could be a real ball buster, but I can honestly say I’ve never had more fun in a relationship. He had these sock puppets he called Chips and Dip and he used to put on these wonderful puppet shows-
Anton Lavey: You had a sexual relationship with Clint Eastwood?
Gus the Lion: Sexual, emotional, spiritual…It was like a dream…
Diane: Who ended it?
Gus the Lion: I did. I got tired of him crying all the time. He cried at everything - movies, commercials, the aisles in Hallmark. I once saw him cry looking at a Michelin Tires billboard because he said the Michelin Man’s face looked “lonely and eternally misunderstood.”
Look at this little love.
For popgoesmyculture who requested Merman!Sam!
Oh my god. This is so amazing. Tail! Sassy head tilt! Coloring! All of it!!!!!!!
I was listening to the original post as it was storming outside and I thought it was beautiful so I tried my best to recreate it.
SERIOUSLY HOW MUCH MORE BEAUTIFUL CAN THIS SONG GET?!
yup. going to reblog.
Reblogging BECAUSE OF THAT GIF
That is so breathtakingly beautiful!
Lol. This song is totes about finding Jesus and getting born again.
Christoph knows where to go.
Into my bed?
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