June 2013
7 posts
No and yes. But in which order? You may never know.
I’m a little drunk and at the bar, and my computer and my beer are almost both cashed out. But before I carefully bike home, I want to say …
I have some new followers? And like I don’t know who the fuck you are? And like a couple of you post like fandom stuff as well as faux-cial justice/faux-minism stuff? And like … maybe you should unfollow me for like ten years, until you graduate college and realize how impractical that shit is. Like, you’re not just preaching to the choir, but screeching to the choir, gnome sayin?
Basically, pics of Dean Winchester or GTFO and I still love Lonnie, even though her Tumblr is a landmine of gay porn and NSFTB (not safe for the bar).
Anyone else still crying over these beautiful people
I mean, we never got to understand what happened with
And we all know something did happened between these two, but will it be confirmed?
Will we ever know why their wedding was so sudden?
Will we ever know what happened between
What did happen at Pro Rev?
What is the real reason to why they broke up?
I could go on forever, there are so many questions and not enough answers.

Boo-bee-boo-bee-boobeeboobee bee-boo-bee-boo-beeboobeeboo.
May 2013
12 posts
What if yahoo buys tumblr and we convince them to just delete the social justice part of the website
Where’s the petition for this?
Tumblr’s basically that pretentious sociology course I never wanted to take.
Star Trek is about a ship, and not about the people on it.
The one where he played Christopher Isherwood as he watched Germany slowly descend into Fascism? Yes, I remember it.
Corporate social media accounts just remind me of this:
April 2013
14 posts
because jesus fucking christ I need some more faith in humanity right now after seeing that Beiberbot or whatever the fuck they call themselves post
Yeah, I know her, and that bitch owes me $5.
the most scariest thing about this whole thing is that this will be in a history book one day. kids from the year 3090 will learn about this day and all the other events. Black president, gay rights movement, war in Iraq, Sandy Hook shooting, Boston Marathon bombing, everything. We’re living in history now.
Yeah, dude. Pass me the bong.
I would take my tampon out right now, sit in it for twenty minutes, and shimmy down the fire escape.
Having tattoos and piercings is not unprofessional.
What’s unprofessional is turning down an aspiring employee due to superficial reasons and not their skill level or experience.too bad it’s gonna take a couple more decades for the corporate world to catch up with this mentality.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I have MULTIPLE tattoos, and even though our dress code says no visible tattoos, everyone in my department ignores it. “The Corporate World” is evil, to be sure, but it isn’t monolithic.
ALL I WANT FROM MY LIFE IS TO BE IN A BAND AND TOUR IN VANS AND PLAY IN DIRTY CLUBS TO A BUNCH OF KIDS THAT SING MY WORDS BACK AT ME BUT I CAN’T BE IN ONE BECAUSE I’M NOT TALENTED ENOUGH LIFE FUCKING SUCKS
Right, because talent is the only thing that matters. Definitely not dedication or will or resources or drive or encouragement. Juuuuuust talent. And you don’t got it. No rock und roll for you.
Imagine your OTP falling in love towards the end of high school, but they have to go to different colleges that are far apart, and they don’t get to see each other for four long years. When they finally meet up again, they look completely different, but underneath they’ve stayed exactly who they were when they fell in love.
If you’re the same at the end of college as you were at the end of high school, you’re boring and I don’t want to read about you.
being insecure fucking sucks because people always think you’re saying shit for attention or to get compliments but I don’t want attention because attention means more people noticing my flaws and I don’t want compliments because I don’t even know how to take them
I can’t remember … is this Descartes or Rousseau?
DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA GRAB A HEAD WRITER AND SCREAM “MY FAV CHARACTER HAS BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH YOU PIECE OF SHIT”
If I ever get to the point of being a head writer of anything and someone does this to me, I will have them murdered.
March 2013
14 posts
Can you just imagine Gerard sitting there and writing it though, wiping away a few tears
Gurgling Baby Jesus, you guys are fucking nuts.
Being on Tumblr all the time gives me such a deluded view of the world. I start believing that everyone is pro-choice, open-minded, have moral compass, care about animals, care about sexism, racism, body shaming, etc, but then I walk out my front door and realise that everyone is still just as moronic as they were two years ago.
Everyone, huh? Every single person? You shook 7 billion hands, looked into 14 billion (give or take a few, accounting for freak accidents and genetic anomalies), and assumed that everyone who doesn’t think exactly like you do is moronic? If someone could please enlighten me as to how that is open-minded, moral, and caring, I’d love to hear it. After all, I’m just another dummy out there in the “real world.”
Not exactly a plot twist, but damn. That hit me in my eyeliner. Someone hold me.
Tumblr has taught me more about feminism, women rights, rape culture, slut shaming, etc, more than school ever had. And there is something wrong with that.
This is kind of like saying “Fox News has taught me more about Obama’s Socialist plan for America than school ever has,” but whatever.
i feel like frank is the only one that is actually living i mean seriously where did everyone go
My guess is we probably don’t have to look any further than the Iero basement.
February 2013
12 posts
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
I tried to scroll
I just broke down like a g-d Trabant. Yes, yes I do.
i love books for the simple fact that when you’re reading you don’t have to be you. you don’t have to face your problems. you get to escape into this alternate reality even for just a few hundred pages.
I know. When I read Twilight, I got to pretend I had no personality, no capacity for critical thinking, and all I needed for a boy to impress me was for him to be hot and stalk me all over the Pacific Northwest. All books are for sure created equal.









