Just a Reminder
I normally steer clear of discussing rape, because there are so many voices in the conversation, and I know that my opinions and methods of healing and dealing are not in line with the status quo. But there’s this: Project Unbreakable, a Tumblr devoted to photographs of rape survivors holding signs bearing quotes from their attackers during the attacks. I’ll tell you, this...
The world is going to Hell in a handbasket . . .
… and all I want to do is have sex. Maybe if we all stopped for a day, found the nearest person we disliked the least, and safely fucked for like 24 hours, we’d all feel better and could get some crap done. Better yet, safely fuck someone you don’t like, or someone you might like but don’t know yet.
Sometimes this show is so amazing, I need to turn off the episode and take a Tumblr break because I can’t even deal with how good it is. I didn’t want to watch it for a long time. I think it’s because a long while ago, Louis C.K. headlined in Vegas for a bit, and I’d see his billboards* and thought, “Nothing good can come of that.” The kind of comics who get...
Wait, which one is Edith Crawley again?
kristenamblr: Like Shakespeare said: “What hath been seen by thine own eyes, cannot then be unseen, no matter how hard thee tries.”
alexds1: I’m in the mood for another pink burrowing animal, this one has MAD GUNS Say hello to BIPES BIPORUS With arms like these, I aint need no legs Amphisfuckin’baenids When you comin over gurl? [suddenly realizes he is very small] [awkward silence] (sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, more cool pics here) A pink snake with arms. Someone please kill me before these nightmare creatures...
incoldblood: “There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root” — Henry David Thoreau, Walden In other news, Henry David Thoreau reveals he is a time traveler. After perusing the “social justice” black hole on Tumblr, he has finally released a statement.
What I Would Have Said About Eddie Brill on NPR
jenkirkman: **I wrote this last night but was shy about publishing it. But I feel good about it today. Please forgive any grammar or spelling errors. I’m not the best editor. ** - Jen Kirkman I was supposed to talk to the Larry Mantle show on NPR this week. They wanted to talk to me about the recent “scandal” with Eddie Brill – the comedian and booker for The Late Show with David...
Can we stop . . .
With the “Shit ________ Says” series? Shit that Dinahs (my name is Dinah) say: Shut up, Internet.
fuckyeah1990s: I want to apologize for my general apathy and nonchalant attitude I displayed throughout the day regarding SOPA. Its in my nature to antagonize the tumblr user base for my own personal amusement. Its something I need to stop doing. The 90s are about peace love unity and respect. #PLUR And I wasn’t very PLUR today.
Yay or Nay:
I’m listening to A Silver Mt. Zion, which is similar-yet-nothing-like Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Specifically, I’m listening to “Hang on to Each Other” from Horses in the Sky. There’s something folksy about it, something that calls to mind a dark rendition of 1960s love child music. I would go so far as to say that it has some roots in a post-Manson idea of the...
I’m a brother, man. You can’t be doing that to me. I know the Cubes from the Ts.– Bill O’Reilly telling Bernie Goldberg that he can differentiate between rappers Ice Cube from Ice-T. - Raw Story (via brooklynmutt) Single-handedly disproving the common misconception that they all look alike. O’Reilley really is a crusader against racism!
Bitcy the Hman: purpleinsanity: 21 Reasons Why The... →
purpleinsanity: 21 Reasons Why The English Language Sucks 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6…. Thank you, Bitcy my friend. Quite right. Our language is amazing because it is dynamic, elastic,...
Ladies and gentlemen, I just discovered something I thought impossible. I had a dearly-held notion in my head that I was unwilling to set free. But then I saw this, and I knew I had been wrong. I thought, until moments ago, that foxes were the cutest thing on our little blue marble, and that baby foxes were so cute as to create a black hole of cuteness. Then, I saw this: It’s a baby...
I give up. I am no good at this whole “human” thing. I would like to go back to being star stuff.